Could I Be Any Lazier?
Yes.
From Good to Great to Clown Erotica?
Come with me…
… into the night.
Fake Craigslist Ads Are The Best
Every time I move I spend a ridiculous amount of time scanning Craigslist Chicago looking for apartments. There’s always a few ads that reference celebrities such as Alf as a way of “enticing” renters, but usually these ads are for really shitty apartments and the only attention the ads get are from me forwarding them to my friends. I decided to make a few of my own in the weeks to come. Here’s two I did today…
2BR Sublet! Kanye West, George Bush Don’t Live Here!
Amazing garden apartment with occaisional light. Slight water damage in the pantry. Beautiful brown linoleum floors and built in cabinets accent the living room/kitchen in this apartment for college dropouts or graduates! We are an equal opportunity renter!

Stunning 3BR upper apartment in Victorian mansion complete with city view and garden. Floral print wallpaper throughout and spiral staircase to beautiful third floor bedroom/living room. Small pets welcome!

STiTP/Neckerchief Valhalla Present The Ten Best Albums of 2007
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This picture says it all.
10. Oh No - Dr. No’s Oxperiment
9. Radiohead - In Rainbows
8. The Clientele - God Save The Clientele
7. Arcade Fire - Neon Bible
7. The Budos Band - Budos Band II
6. Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?
5. Band of Horses - Cease To Begin
4. Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
3. Okkervil River - The Stage Names
2. The National - Boxer
1. Panda Bear - Person Pitch


